THINGS YOU SHOULD ALWAYS KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
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Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant; so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
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Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
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Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
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Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
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Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
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Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
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Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
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Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
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Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
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Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
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Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
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Women think all beer is the same.
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Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
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Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
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If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
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Women brush their hair before bed.
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Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
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Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
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Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?'
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Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
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The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.