Test for Idiocity


B
below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....




Ready? GO!!!

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First Question:

Y
ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!
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Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but
don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:
I
f you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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You're not very good at this, are you?






 


Third Question:

V
ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.




Take
1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another
1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add
10 . What is the total?
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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.




If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
...Maybe.

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Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO!
Of course it isn't.
Her name is
Mary. Read the question again!
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Okay, now the bonus round:
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A
mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.


 
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


 
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He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like  me !

 

 

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