SOME VERY USELESS ABBREVIATIONS

INFOSYS - INFerior Offline SYStems
 
WIPRO - Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
 
HCL - Hidden Costs & Losses
 
TCS - Totally Confusing Solutions
 
C DOT - Coffee During Office Timings
 
HUGHES - Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
 
BAAN - Beggers Assosciation And Nerds
 
SAP - Solutions Always Puzzled
 
IBM - Implicitly Boring Machines
 
SATYAM - Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
 
PARAM - Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
 
HP - Hen Pecked OR HUNGARY PEOPLE
 
AT&T - All Troubles & Terrible
 
CMC - Coffee, Meals and Comfort
 
DEC - Drifting & Exhausted Computers
 
BFL - Brainwash First, and Let them go
 
DELL - Deplorable Equipment & LackLusture
 
TISL - Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd
 
PSI - Peculiar Symptoms of India
 
PCL - Poor Computers Ltd
 
SPARC - Simply Poor And Redundant Computers
 
SUN - Surely Useless Novelties
 
CRAY - Cry Repeatedly After a Year
 
TUL - Troubles Un Limited
 
CTS - Coffee, Tea and Snacks
 
ICIM - Impossible Computers In Maintenance
 
BPL - Below Poverty Line.
 
NIIT - Not Interested in IT
 
ICICI - Inferior Confusing Comfort Of India
 
MBT: Maharastra Band Troupe
 
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
 
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
 
SCSI: System Can't See It
 
DOS: Defective Operating System
 
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
 
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
 
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
 
CD-ROM: Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months
 
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
 
WWW: World Wide Wait
 
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
 
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
 
LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
 
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
 
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers