Golf Genie

A couple decides to go golfing to the best golf course in their state. While playing, the husband tells his wife to be very careful, as there were many houses along the golf course, but the wife swings her club and breaks one of the windows of the biggest house on the course.

The husband and wife decide to go and apologize to the owner of the house. When they reach the house they find a glass bottle lying on the floor broken into hundreds of pieces. They then find an old man sitting in a rocking chair in the corner.

"I am a genie and I would like to thank you for letting me free from this bottle,” the old man says, “and I would like to grant you two wishes, but the third wish is mine."

The husband thinks about it for a moment and says, "I want a private aircraft for myself."

The wife says, “I would like a house in every single country in the world.”

The genie agrees and says, "For the past 200 years I have not had sex and I would like to have sex with your wife."

The husband agrees and the genie takes the woman upstairs and begins having sex with her.

Once they are done, he rolls over and asks the woman, "How old is your husband?"

"47," she replies.

”Wow,” the man says, shaking his head, "And he still believes in genies?"